For the directory, see left.
Oh, look, you found this, how did you manage that? Stop highlighting things, it's not good for you. Might find something you didn't want to see.
…at night, anyway. Falling asleep during the day is fine, apparently. Speaking of which, a nap sounds excellent right about now….
[ooc; Basically he’s just an insomniac, and ends up making up for it during the daytime. When he is asleep, though, he’s totally out, and if you wake him up, he really won’t be happy. Not one iota.
He roots around in his sleep a lot, too, which is how he frequently ends up on the floor after falling asleep in a chair, sofa, bed, et cetera.
Sleeping in the sun is nice, too. I should just make this a sleeping headcanon.]
It’s not my fault. It just happens. Stop looking at me like that.
… Stop it! I’ve grown out of it. Mostly….
[ooc; he’ll swear up and down it sounds nothing like how Turkey speaks… but it bears a resemblance. press the issue and he might attempt to smother you with a pillow.]
And recently switched to 30-Day contacts so that there would be less evidence he needs them. Not a big fan at all. He never wears glasses, though, unless he’s by himself, since they’re… well. Conspicuous. I have no reason for this. It just sort of planted itself in my head. But if I think about it hard enough, it could be the reason his eyecolour is very much inconsistent everywhere. Coloured contacts are fun.
Most people would never in a million years realise this. Unless, of course, they somehow figure out that when they make accusations against other people, and said other people are denying those accusations while still telling the truth, the last person they point the finger at (by process of elimination) was the one they should have talked to first.
He finds this incredibly amusing. And so begins the insanity.
